Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This house was built for laser tag.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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