Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
