It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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