Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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