chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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