Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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