Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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