Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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