Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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