Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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