...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
