Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
