I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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