Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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