She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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