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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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