operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
