new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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