she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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