I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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