I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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