i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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