But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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