She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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