so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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