Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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