So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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