and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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