i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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