Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Dear god my vagina.
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