that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i came on her dog
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Randomize