Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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