Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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