we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i wish my penis had a tongue
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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