If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Panties = found
Randomize
