Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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