Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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