you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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