Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
