I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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