Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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