sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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