North Korea, Best Korea!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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