Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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