My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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