After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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