She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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