If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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