I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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