I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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