I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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