oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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