I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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